Ack This Week and Last Night

Ok so im so used to hubby coming home for lunch during the week, well this week he did not come home because he is on lock up. Ok i can handle both the kids and make lunch. Well, we made it through the whole week, with no messes or anything of the such. But last night was bad, hubby was trying to get the air conditioner in and well, the kids were upstairs playing while i was helping him, BIG MISTAKE, never leave a 2 1/2 year old alone with a 16 month old, the 2 1/2 year old smacked the 16 month old in the head (really hard) with one of his new toys i got for him the other day, it left BLOOD and BRUISES all over the top of his poor little head. Needless to say the 2 1/2 year old was on time out for a very long time, then the 16 month old (after getting tylenol and lots and lots of love from mommy) started getting cranky, i looked at the clock and it was 8pm! way past bathtime so i decided to just give him his bottle and send him off to bed, no problem right? Wrong, another big mistake, he woke up repeatedly throughout the night and hubby and i didnt get any sleep. Anyway on to my 2 1/2 year old, he is pretty much potty trained, he even goes poo poo potty, well last night he told me he had to go, so we go in very quietly as 16 month old is sleeping, and we sit there for all of 2 minutes, and then he tells me that he is done, ok so we go back out to help daddy/hubby and about 5 minutes later he tells me the same thing, "chasey go poo poo potty mama" ok so we rush all the while im saying "dont poop in your pants Chase" and hes saying ya ya mom, so we get there and i look into his pants and theres no poop, PHEW i think we got there just in time, uh no! HE POOPED ON MY HANDS as i was pulling his pants down, ew nasty im gagging and trying not to throw up and hes got it all over his legs and the toilet, so i resign to the fact that he just has to have a bath. Finally hes clean and im just about ready to throw in the towel when hubby announces that he is done (FINALLY) i think, well no because he is done for the night and i have to put the 2 1/2 year old to bed, which is usually hubbys job while i clean the house, ugh, so here we go with the screaming and yelling about "im not tired mommy" and "chasey no go to bed mama" and the infamous "mama lay with chasey". So as im laying there i pray to god that i have a husband who does things for me as he comes in and lays down with chase and lets me go to bed